Tuesday 5 May 2009

Zeitgeist

The last couple weeks have been quite phenomenal and unlike any of those three previous couples preceding the ominous end sems. For the first time during my tenure in R, I introduced myself to the 500 odd pages of study material well within the last one week. There have always been a few things I relish before the exams, simply because they provide that much needed break from monotony; that cushion against madness. For one, I have always loved those minutes in front of the mirror with a razor in hand, humming away 'November Rain' a day before the exams... The other thing, I have never failed to do is - posting, a day or two before the exams.

This time neither happened. I have, only now, typed out a post about the 'spirit of the time', just after getting rid of a week of stubble. All this, after two exams have passed! The semester has whizzed past at a breakneck pace and the past two weeks, perhaps even faster. Goodbyes were said and people took their final bows even as they braced themselves for a whole new journey... far away from R. Yet again, I realized how dear those old friendships are even as I saw that newer ties had blosommed and bloomed. A handful of photoshoots and some 200 photos later, we emerged, dazed by the flash. I have managed to pose in every weird way thinkable (and some unthinkable, courtesy Prondi). All the time, the second issue of the semester was developing into a twenty-pager and I hardly found time for anything else. Pressed, though I was, these have been some of the most beautiful days of my life. And I wish time would move a lot slower as I don't want to give up so much... so soon.

A TOC interview (in which Jetty, god alone knows how, rocked), some more chapos (you tend to get bored of them), Arth, an ex-chairman of WatchOut and lot more work have really left me out of breath. So much so, that the usual 'I really need to study now!' was replaced by 'Yaar, it's too late now; not much I can do anyway... Let's sleep.' With Facebook and GTalk permeating every nook and cranny of my life, even though I like neither of them, things have become even harder, if that was possible.

Two exams gone and five to go before its all over. Albeit the end of days continues to haunt me, I reflect upon how it has been so far. Nanotech was a clear 'No, no brain-er', though I had to pool in ideas with Jetty in order to bring out more comprehensive answers. However todays paper was, well... Par excellence. After a long time, a JEE style paper had me K.O'd. The last time, I scraped through. I'm not too sure about what is in for me this time around.

Having less time to study, courtesy WONA, and chosing to sleep during the time I had, I got up at first light today to realize that I knew next to nothing. Meticulously, I began improving my chances through the 'Store' function of my Casio 991-MS. Bravely, I entered the exam hall with some 47 odd pairs of eyes staring at me. I was late. As soon as I got seated, my usually impeccably superfoccused mind refused to cooperate! 'Dream On' and 'Comfortably Numb' looped some 4 times in my mind (apiece) after which I had the urge to study the frequency of the fan overhead... After some serious mind - focussing, I began unravelling the mysteries of Thermo using pen, paper and CalC when disaster struck. I pressed some thing I ought not have pressed! And soon, five of my stored variables read the same - 42! The answer to life, the universe and everything else? I doubt the prof will understand it, but I had no choice. Three hours later, it was heartening to see that everyone had messed their papers! Hope still lives on...

P.S. Everyone has been finding it strange; a change - they say, they see (saw, whatever). And accusations of a Kondy 2.0 have been brought about. Let me assure you here, ladies and gentlemen, that nothing has really changed.

P.P.S. Another reason why the last two weeks have been quite different; one to be happy about finally - HHH posted once. Only once.

8 comments:

  1. Dude, when a 9-pointer says things like 'Yaar, it's too late now; not much I can do anyway... Let's sleep.', one does tend to assume that things have changed... drastically at that.

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  2. @ Ahuja,

    It happens man, believe me... Not voluntarily; just unavoidable.
    There comes a time when you think such things are only but trivial and there are far greater things in life (than a dumb end sem) - I may sound philosophical and all, but that's the way it is!

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  3. Zilch. Your paranoid scrawls during the Nano paper have been giving my minion sleepless nights. And get the darn issue out.

    P.S: Kondy 2.0 was my creation, inspired by the fabled jaggi 2.0, which was my creation as well.
    P.P.S: Modesty is my middle name.

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  4. @ Dela,
    It is only expected. It's the only way something as dumb as that could have come into existence. And secondly, it was mouthed by Murtha who I've come to believe has no thoughts of his own... Ur creativity is greatly appreciated.

    The mag will be out.

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  5. You did anything but completely remove the stubble. But, I guess you had a goatee and a half-French beard in first year, too, eh? Or did you? :-/

    Btw, no thoughts of my own and three posts a month. Hmmm, I've got to be one of the most verbose people ever, ain't I?

    PS- Envy, thy reach is endless.

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  6. @ Muudtha,

    Still counts as removing the stubble dude - completely wasn't mentioned, was it?
    I've never been fixed you know. One of the regions where I retain my impulsiveness... So maybe I did, maybe I didn't...

    And who is envying whom??

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  7. So you feel there are more important things in life than studies ???

    Enlightenment !!

    You are no longer a mortal !!

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  8. @ long lost Amit,

    Good to see you back in the Blog-world, even if it is only for commenting.

    Oh yes, I'm enlightened. It took some time, but I have finally freed myself from mortal incarceration.

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