Wednesday, 5 May 2010

Till I'm No One Again

It was around four in the afternoon on a rather warm day and he sat there on the Persian carpet, in the middle of the hall, he had managed to soil will generous amounts of plasticine. He was enjoying a post-Siesta chit-chat with his kid brother about why he felt the Cobras were always stronger than the G.I. Joes, while he positioned his Deep-Six action figure next to the tub they had filled up to the brim.

He was still feeling drowsy, the way one feels after a very heavy meal, as he had hurriedly eaten his idlis on the School-van back home so that mom or dad wouldn't find out... It'd have been rather unpleasant if mom found out once she got back from work, especially because she tended to be in one of those moods. His little brother was still eating his hot Top-Ramen which dad had made, slowly separating each noodle strand out meticulously first. He egged him on sincerely hoping that he wouldn't have to use the Microwave to heat the food again! He was the only one allowed to operate the Microwave when parents weren't at home... Li'l brother was still too little.

Mom came home soon and they both ran towards the door. The younger child threw his arms around her. They liked to have mom around, especially since they got into fights every so often. While the elder kid used his bigger size and superior strength as an advantage, the younger one didn't give up so easily, putting his nails and milk-teeth to good use. The routine 'What-happened-in-school-today' session followed while mom made herself tea and the kids Bournvita.

Soon, they were both off to doing their homework. They had been told to do it early in the afternoon, since they'd be completely free once that was over! Homework took them around half-an-hour to complete. In neat handwriting with a Natraj HB. The younger sibling's best handwriting however could be described as scribbling, at best. The zealous duo then raced down two floors to the play-park where they could get together with other expat kids and play the sport of India - Cricket. The elder kid played decent cricket strokes while his brother didn't care much for the game. In fact, he'd go out of his way to get bowled, so that he could go back to thinking about the new star he had learnt about in Encyclopaedia Brittanica, the previous day.

At quarter-past-six, they rushed back home and threw themselves into the shower. Those were days when the showers could be shared. After a quick hot bath and some bath-tub squabbles which mother had to mediate, they ran out to the one thing they'd never miss in their lives! Scooby Doo was on air, everyday at 6:30. They had watched enough of it to predict every single dialogue, but they still loved it. 'Which Witch is Which' was being shown that day - their most favourite episode! Scooby was the only cartoon character which could pip T-Bone and Razor, the Ninja Robots, Johnny Quest and Centurions, all together! Cartoon Network was God's gift to mankind and they made complete use of the time it was on air, until TNT showed up in an almighty explosion. Disney Hour and Mahabharata (yes!) were good,but no comparison really!

The nights were often the best as Toblerones for dessert were closely followed by the greatest story-teller of all time, save for Grandma, 'Enid Blyton'. The elder sibling often threatened to spoil the Pixie and Brownie tales for his kid brother by telling him the ending when he had just begun! Mom often used to spank him for that. Sometimes dad would tell him to stop too, if the noise they made disturbed the attentive evening news listener. So, generally he would lie down quietly in his bed and read Famous Five all by himself, trying to solve the puzzle before even George did. The only time the two of them read a book together was 'The Magic Faraway Tree' which he was reading for his third time.

Soon dad would come into the room telling them to switch the lights off and they'd run hurriedly to kiss both parents good night and then tuck themselves in. And then silently, they'd slip into sweet oblivion.

Today I got up as a twenty-something year old.

14 comments:

  1. I don't have much to say. There really should be a 'like' option in blogger for such occasions.
    Your most beautiful and poignant post ever. I'll be damned if the twenty something who woke up wasn't me.

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  2. @ mK, Thanks da... I don't know why. But - three hours in the exam hall and all I'm wondering is - Why the HELL did I grow up?!

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  3. Toblerones for dessert?! WTH!? Lucky you, that your parents never threatened you with the dire "Daant Kharab ho jayenge" warning!
    And I must say...you had a pretty organized childhood....
    I still relish reading Enid Blyton.
    Nice Post...

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  4. No, you're probably wondering -why the hell DIDN'T i grow up :)
    assuming we've senti right at the start of the rating system..
    senti<<< the end of the post < magical
    !

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  5. @ Prachi the First, Hehe! Neither of us have suffered from cavities anytime in our lives! Awesome teeth, I tell you!
    And yes, I used to be a responsible toddler. Thanks.

    @ Prachi the Second, Thank you(?) On your scale, where senti makes you laugh, I wonder where I'd be... Anyway, I have no idea what to wonder right now!

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  6. lovely lovely post da :) poignant, beautiful :)

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  7. I am yet to read your last Editorial and this post has left me in half a mind to blackmail Krow-nose into showing me the soft copy.

    Good good stuff, minion.

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  8. I wake up everyday as a 10 year old and people say I am the standard of craziness against which all madness is measured. I believe they meant I've not grown up like them.

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  9. @ Dela, Mag will be out soon, they've promised. Hold on a bit... But don't say I didn't warn you if you find it senti! And reading such comments early in the morning - it sort of makes your day. Thanks da.

    @ Vix, I meant every word I uttered on the phone yesterday. But that doesn't mean you haven't grown... Actually, maybe it's because you've grown too fast! Exhibit A of Shakespaere's Whining Schoolboy to Woeful Ballad :)

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  10. Centurions was my favourite too! However, Scooby Doo did kick ass anytime!
    And there isn't a single day when I don't wish that I was ten, again.
    Reasons best known to all of us...

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  11. @ Anunaya, Power extreme versus Puppy power... The Great Dane comes out on top!
    Of course! doesn't everyone?

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  12. For me and my sister, Ducktales and small wonder were level pegging with Scooby Doo and centurions. Those were the most beautiful days and I enjoy them even today.

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  13. @ Dang, Somehow, Ducktales never much appealed to me... Maybe I got into it at the wrong age. Donald, Mickey and Goofy though were an addiction!
    Maybe... Just maybe, one day we'd look back at these days (and I'd look back at precisely this blog post) and say, "Those were the most beautiful days and I enjoy them even today"

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